A guy and a girl met at a bar. They started getting along really well they decide to go to the girl's place for a drink.A few drinks later, the guy took off his shirt and washed his hands. He then took off his socks and washed his hands. The girl was observing this and says, "You must be a dentist!"
Flabbergasted the guy responded, "Yes. That's amazing how did you figure that out?"
The girl said, "Easy .... you keep washing your hands."
One thing led to another, they migrated to the bed and things became more passionate. After they were done the girl said, "You must be a GREAT dentist!"
The dentist said, "Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?"
The girl said, "Easy, I didn't feel a thing."
Stolen from Hale McKay of It Occurred To Me
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Well, I guess its a drawback to do everything to professionally :-)
That's one of the funniest yet!!!!
You must spend all day laughing as you find so many great stories.
omg!!!!!
I LOVED that
Ooops. :)
Have a thrilling Thursday, Sandee! ♥
Oooooooo, that's bad!
That was really funny! I almost pit out my coffee on that one!
Ouch! Mental note to myself - don't start anything with a dentist :o)
yeah...I'm with Ivanhoe!
clever.
no comment :D hahahaha!
Oh, I SOOO can't wait to tell my dentist this one. I love it!!! Thanks for brightening my day!!!
BWA HA HA HA HA...this is BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHH dear...
Oh this is one of the best ever!! LMBO...it's so so funny.
I don't like dentist anyway.
Excellent Sandee!!
Double hugs for you today!!:-)
Ouchies...one severely damaged male ego...
I must have dated a dentist once.
DOH!!! I wonder if I should show this to a friend of mine whose going to dental hygiene school (and is a babe, too)?
;)
ooh you are sooo bad!
muahahahah, that is funny.
found you on entrecard.
Oh No! That's a bit more then comfortably numb!!!
Must have used his novicane .....
he hee
bahawahahahahahaha!
Me thinks the novacaine went in the wrong place!
Funny stuff, Sandee♥♥♥
~~~Blessings~~~
LOL... thats a low blow :)
I agree with Arv... hahahahaha, funny stuff... I have to share this one with my son-in-law who is a dentist and a very good one at that!!! hahahahahah much love, hugs and :)))))
That's pretty funny. Though I don't know if I'd be that keen on picking up somebody was a dentist by those clues :)
Haha! Lucky me. I'm not married to a dentist ;o)
He must have used a topical anesthetic.
Poor dentists - they are so picked on. Perhaps there should be a dental marketing blog which pokes fun purely at lawyers? Or Polish people? Or blondes?
I have enjoyed reading through your jokes and other posts. Wish I had as many ideas as you to get posts up on my blogs more often! May have to take a page from your book and resort to posting blonde jokes (cuz I've heard them all, trust me...)!
Great Joke. This is the only time that it can be said the Dentists are over educated. www.medtrustcapital.com
That's the anaesthesia. Poor girl.
haha.. great! I need to translate this joke and tell it to my dentist :P
Very funny write up indeed, please do post some to liven up my spirit.
Very funny joke. I work with dentists so I will have to tell them about this joke.
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