January 13, 2009

The Operation...

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theater, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything is ready.

A young man wearing a white coat approaches, lifts the sheet up and starts examining her naked body. He puts the sheet back and then walks away and talks to another man in a white coat.

The second man comes over, lifts the sheet and does the same examinations.

When a third man does the same thing, but more closely, she grows impatient and says: "All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?"

The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: "I have no idea. We're just painting the corridor."

Stolen from: Phils Phun

24 Brilliant Opinions:

anthonynorth said...

Another good one. I do enjoy my daily fix of humour here.

Odat said...

Ahahahahahaaaaaa......didn't have my coffee yet, so I can't spit it out.....Thanks for the laugh.
Peace

Bunny Bingo said...

Excellent - I can normally work the gag out before the punchline, but this one got me!! Actually did make me lol!!

Lynda said...

Oh hahahaha, that was cute!!! That is why women are irresistible, eh??? Have a great day, much love, hugs and :))))

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

good one sandee! have a lovely day honey!

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Vodka Mom said...

That was fantastic!!

WillThink4Wine said...

What a Gullible Gertie! bwahahaha!

Have a great day, Sandee!

PurpleGreenPops.com said...

I smell a lawsuit on dis here hospital.

Linda said...

They might have been painters but they sure knew how to operate!

Have a great Tuesday, Sandee!

Sandi said...

eeek! haha Yes, I agree with Purple...sounds like a lawsuit. haha

Babs (Beetle) said...

I half expected it, but still the ending made me laugh!

Patti said...

Good one! I'm laughing to myself here.
thanks ;-D

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

LOL... didn't see it coming!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Now there you go!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Thank goodness for the "read more" click !!!!!!!!!

blanne said...

hahaha! poor girl.. :D

Arv said...

those guys were sick... poor gal :(

storyteller said...

Thanks for the daily chuckle ;--)
Hugs and blessings,

Jack K. said...

I'd seen this one before, a couple of years ago. It is still funny.

Thanks to you and Phil.

Matt said...

Bahahaha! Good one. Umm, which hospital did you say that was? Just asking! hee-hee

blanne said...

i have a pleasant surprise for you! http://blanne1126.blogspot.com/2009/01/scent-sational-hit-or-miss.html ;)

Eric S. said...

OMG, That's a good one. Thanks for the laugh

TorAa said...

It's a joke for most.

But, when I was suddenly sent with an Ambulance last september;
what did happen:
Not only 3 doctors (all females), but at least 7 nurses did the same with me.

Three days later I was declared more than 100% fit for my age.

Did I miss 7 opportunities?
Or 10?
I got that question from a younger than me.

No, not at all, I missed Anna and my blogger friends. Hurray.
C'est la verité

Julia Smith said...

She doesn't know it yet, but she'll be their muse from now on.