A doctor, a dentist and an attorney were in a boat together when a wave came along and washed them all overboard. Unable to get back into the boat, they decided two would hold on to the boat and the third would swim to shore for help. They noticed that there were hundreds of sharks between them and land. Without a word the lawyer took off! As he swam the sharks move aside.The dentist yelled, "it's a miracle!"
"No", said the doctor, "That's professional courtesy!"
Stolen from: Phil's Phun
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Oh I loved this, Happy New Year, hope all you wish comes and you gain much peace take care fiona
Mom had to read it twice, it was so nice! hahaha!
Hubby laughed and said, "that's right!"
Can you say, "Amen!"? Or, as the kids would say, "Word!"
That's a good one. Happy New Year to you, friend. I hope it's full of fun and laughter. I'm sure you will make it so.
Hahahaha, I have two of them. I will tell them this one. Happy New Year Sandee. I wish the best for you and yours.
LOL, Have a wonderful new year.
Great one! Only a shark can swim with other sharks!
Happy New Year, Sandee. I hope 2009 is a great one for you.
Happy New Year - Gonna be a good year, I just feel it in my bones (or is that my arthritis?)
hahaha.... Happy New Year Sandee!
Looking forward to more laughs whenever I visit.
Just dropping by to wish you a Happy New Year!
Health and success to you in 2009!
Fitness Diva
lol! Happy New Year to you and your family Sandeewandee all the best in '09! Hugs & loves :D
He he he! And I work for a couple of them... Happy New Year!
Bahahahaha ... you bet it is! :-)
No, I'm not from Stockton (yuck). I live in LODI, worlds away from that other place. :-) BTW, no matter how much the media insists otherwise, there is no such place as the "Stockton-Lodi area" -- they always say that when they publish the car theft statistics.
Happy New Year!
I loved this! ;-D
Happy New Year to you, Sandee.
Happy New Year.
Starting the new year with a chuckle means a lot.
I look forward to more laughs.
Cool one... funny stuff... hahahaha... much love, hugs and :))))
Oh, I thought that the Happy New Year was a separate post, duh...
Dear Sandee, thank you for all of the wonderful laughs, smiles, and heartwarming friendship you have shared with me in the past year(s)! I so appreciate you, more than words could tell, just know you are in my heart always...
I want to wish you and yours the most wonderful, exciting, adventureful, and rewarding New Year ever, full of peace, love, happiness, and all you could hope...
Thanks my friend, you are the greatest!
Much love, hugs and :))))
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ONE AND ALL!!!
And how true it is.....
I could not agree more!
Happy New Year!
Very good. Gonna swipe it and send it to a lawyer friend. He'll get a kick out of it.
HNY 2 u
have a wonderful year honey! i know i will! ha ha ha
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Happy New Year! We are leaving tonight to go to Ana Marie Island. We will be back sometime Sunday. :)
Of course, sharks don't eat their own kind hehehe!! Happy New Year!
Have a very Happy and Healthy New Year!
Take care,
Kat
Sandee, Great posting.Happy New year to you and your Family,my friend.
Tooo true! Keep up the good work, Sandee. Happy New Smiling Year! Big hugzzz...
Hope you're enjoying New Year's Day! Thanks for the chuckles.
Hugs and blessings,
Ain't it the truth?!?
Happy New Year to you and Zane, Sandee! I hear it's a bit cold and foggy out that way currently - hope it clears up soon!
That was brilliant!!! bloody brilliant.
I saw it coming, but it was just as funny! Thanks Sandee! Happy Football Day!
Wishing you a happy, healthy, prosperous, and amazing 2009!
peace,
mike
livelife365
Happy New Year!
Well, I graduated from law school just over a year ago, but I still say "FUNNY!"
lol Sandee
and too true!!
Happy New Year :)
LOL... the other 2 are the lesser ones...
cops don't fall overboard do they?
What do you get when you have 5,000 lawyers under the sea?
At good start.
Paul
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