A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally, the doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!''
'I don't remember much after that.'
Hat tip: My sister ♥Debbie♥
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Lesson learned: never play golf with your wife...
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mike
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Love it!
You always have such great stuff.
bwahahahaha! His wife must be lactose intolerant!
I can't wait to tell this joke at the golf coure next to a farm. I will be holding it in my pocket!!!
LOVE this one Sandee ((((smile))))
Yep, I get it, that is funny.
my hubby is a golf fanatic. Can't wait to share this one!!!!!
A communication problem there, I think :-)
Excellent.
well what's the problem? ha ha ha
smiles, bee
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The 5 iron imprint on his haid will heal in a few weeks... ;)
bwahahahaha!
ROTFLMAO
Some guys just don't know how to be tactful.
It just goes to show you, the truth can be painful.
SNERX!!!
Was that a nine iron wrapped around his neck?
Bahaha. Good one!
Golfing with the spouse is always dangerous.
HAhahahhahahah oh gosh ... that's too funny!!!! Hehehehehe. A little laughter goes a long way ;--)
Hugs and blessings,
Oh, that was gooood! I'm still smiling!
Just goes to show, you've got to watch what you say.
Bet he'll think before he speaks next time!
Open mouth,
Insert foot,
Chew vigorously!
BUWHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
*gasp for breath*
BUWHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
*falls over laughing*
BUWHAHAHAAAAAAAA
hahahahahahahahaha, that one was great!!! poor guy!!! funny stuff... much love, hugs and :))))
I've been looking at prescription drug plans all day. I REALLY needed a laugh!!!
~~~Blessings~~~
OMG!!!! That's funny. I don't even play golf, but that's funny.
Here's a good one: A man gets a call from the doctor and the doctor says, "Your wife's test has come back and the results point to one of two things." "Ok, what could it be?" said the man. "Well," says the doc, "she may have alzheimer's or she may have AIDS." "Wow," said the man, "how can I find out which one it is?" "Ok," the doc replied, "here is how you tell.. you will come pick her up at my clinic then drop her one mile from your house. If she makes it home, don't have sex with her!"
Sandee, after a visit to you,I get to go entertain my friends. You do post some hilarious ones! Have a great day!
Very funny.)
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