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July 31, 2008

The Happy Cat

Once upon a time, there was a cat that died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful, she had to sleep in cold back alleys where there was no food and life was hard.

God told her that he was sorry it had had turned out that way but here, in heaven, she would be happy and He would give her the most comfortable, warm pillow to sleep on. The cat lay down upon the pillow and was happy.

A few days later, about a dozen mice that came to heaven together and God asked them how they had liked earth. Earth was no better for them than it was for the cat.

They explained to God that it was tough and exhausting and their feet were worn out from always running from cats and dogs and people. God felt bad for the mice and decided to give them roller skates.

One day God sees the cat again and asked her how she liked heaven. She explained that it was absolutely wonderful. The pillow he gave her was the most comfortable place that she had ever slept on, but even better than the pillow was the meals on wheels.

29 Brilliant Opinions:

Arv said...

Was God pretending to be dumb?

LOL... that is one lucky cat for sure...

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lucky for that got it got in heaven :)

WillThink4Wine said...

Bwahahahaha! Have a great Thurday, Sandee! ♥

anthonynorth said...

I've always suspected there had to be a little bit of Hell in Heaven ;-)

Broadway Matron said...

Everyone has their own idea about what heaven is...

Sassy Mama Bear said...

I agree with Broadway matron, heaven is all in how you see it. Funny, and yet sick in a crazy way.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

don't eat angus! ha ha ha

smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoxooxox

Ivanhoe said...

Meals on wheels! ha ha ha ha. Can I get that, too?
Have a great Thursday!

Lois Grebowski said...

meals on wheels... that is funny! Wonder if I'll get to heaven? Hmmmmmm.....

Kimmie said...

You make me laugh day after day! Thanks Sandee!

I would love meals on wheels also! *giggle* That would be to easy though! ;-)

Hugs Sweetie!
Kimmie

melanie said...

Oh that is too funny! Thanks for my afternoon laugh.

storyteller said...

Thanks for the chuckles this morning. Those piercing blue 'kitty' eyes will stay with me for a while. Is he/she yours?
Hugs and blessings,

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Ha!

Karen Zemek, author of "My Funny Dad, Harry" said...

This is my favorite joke. I don't remember where I first heard it but it is one of the few I remember.

the teach said...

Oh Sandee, I should have seen that coming! Aargh! :)

Pamela Kramer said...

ROFL - Good one!

Chuck said...

Bwwwwwahhhhhhhhhhhh! I got a vision. Big lovies and huggies to you Big Chicken. Have a wonderful day.

Adam said...

I knew it!
Thanks for sharing,Sandee!

Wanda's Wings said...

What a sweet story. PS Thanks for stop by my site and send warm wishes.

Mo said...

I'm glad the kitty got a nice pillow after her hard life!
Now I have visions of Angus on rollerskates zipping through my head!

Mimi Lenox said...

Good for God and good for the kitty. I hate mice!!

And by the way..
You've been royally tagged by Mimi Queen of Memes (aka I-hear-the-dungeon-is-really-hot-this-time-of-year)...

Somebody Get Me Out Of This Corset: The Needs Meme

Marilyn said...

LOL I'm with Mimi. My conrer of heaven will hopefully be mouse free. Assuming everything wrks out the way I'd like.

Lynda said...

Oh pffffffffffftttt, that was too cute... hahahaha, figured when GOD gave the mice skates that it had to go in that direction... cute... have a great night, lots of love, hugs and :))))))

Speedcat Hollydale said...

... about me????? ha haa!!

Amazing Gracie said...

I had forgotten that one! Isn't it a hoot? And the photo of the cat is outstanding. It's blue eyes are mesmerizing..

RennyBA said...

Thanks for a good morning laugh - I liked that :-)

Sandy B and Dick said...

I'll miss your daily chuckles while we are gone, but will check in when we get back in a month! Sooo many cruises, sooo little time...hugzzzzzzzzzz

DrillerAA said...

Love it!!!
A great way to end my day...with a laugh. Thank you.

crazy working mom said...

I want a meal on wheels...just not mice.