I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN nikname Beefy
PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
Hat tip: Tisha of CrAzY Working Mom
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Executive toys seem to be changing fast!
Hey, Nice Necklace! and I've got spell check, too!
Tee hee hee...
Hey, I might need an "ASSistant" around my place. Wonder what it'd take to get him? *wink*
CrAzY Working Mom.
Uh huh....He's hired!!!!! ;-)
Peace
oh yeah... he's hired!
Thanks Sandee!
Ha ha, I won't be hiring him anytime soon I am afraid :)
His writing read like one of my blog posts if I am in a rush....
Sandee, He can come work for me anytime! :)
sorry, sarge won't let me look! ha ha ha
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
I think I'm hiring.
Hmm, does he need a tutor??
Hahaha!! When I first read the application letter I thought it might be a temp we had once....but no defintely not!! I would've remembered him!!!
Female feminist pig LOL
He would make work more interesting but I think like any toy we'd get bored with him eventually, don't you???
crazy times we live in
That's great!
Oh hahahaha, that is not what I was expecting, great surprise... mmmmm, exec toys, eh???? as always they up everything behind me.... excellent post!!!! lots of luv, hugs and :)))))))
I swear to you, before I scrolled down to see his picture I was just about to say that the writing reminded me of one of those dating profiles. It was giving me a headache.
I would date him.
But I wouldn't hire him.
Ahem....
Perhaps that's the other way around.
He's available equipped with a "six pack!" Oh heck, who needs an assistant who can spell?
Good one.
This Eclectic Life
Ok how did you get a copy of my reez oom may
can you jist git me a spill check?
:)
gp in montana
He'd spent too much time in front of the mirror! hehe...good one...hugz
Executive toy! I need one. hehe....
I have male model parading in underwear in my post.
lmao!
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