May 27, 2008

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

Hat tip: Tisha of CrAzY Working Mom

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22 Brilliant Opinions:

anthonynorth on May 27, 2008 1:46 AM said...

Executive toys seem to be changing fast!

WillThink4Wine on May 27, 2008 3:36 AM said...

Hey, Nice Necklace! and I've got spell check, too!

Crazy Working Mom on May 27, 2008 4:15 AM said...

Tee hee hee...

Hey, I might need an "ASSistant" around my place. Wonder what it'd take to get him? *wink*

CrAzY Working Mom.

Odat on May 27, 2008 4:38 AM said...

Uh huh....He's hired!!!!! ;-)

Peace

Dawn on May 27, 2008 8:14 AM said...

oh yeah... he's hired!
Thanks Sandee!

Forest Parks on May 27, 2008 8:26 AM said...

Ha ha, I won't be hiring him anytime soon I am afraid :)

His writing read like one of my blog posts if I am in a rush....

the teach on May 27, 2008 9:10 AM said...

Sandee, He can come work for me anytime! :)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) on May 27, 2008 9:38 AM said...

sorry, sarge won't let me look! ha ha ha

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Marilyn on May 27, 2008 9:46 AM said...

I think I'm hiring.

Linda on May 27, 2008 10:02 AM said...

Hmm, does he need a tutor??

dianecasmetamorphoses on May 27, 2008 10:11 AM said...

Hahaha!! When I first read the application letter I thought it might be a temp we had once....but no defintely not!! I would've remembered him!!!

Female feminist pig LOL

Sassy Mama Bear on May 27, 2008 12:33 PM said...

He would make work more interesting but I think like any toy we'd get bored with him eventually, don't you???

Callie Ann on May 27, 2008 1:11 PM said...

crazy times we live in

Bud Weiser, WTIT on May 27, 2008 1:23 PM said...

That's great!

Lynda on May 27, 2008 1:48 PM said...

Oh hahahaha, that is not what I was expecting, great surprise... mmmmm, exec toys, eh???? as always they up everything behind me.... excellent post!!!! lots of luv, hugs and :)))))))

Mimi Lenox on May 27, 2008 5:32 PM said...

I swear to you, before I scrolled down to see his picture I was just about to say that the writing reminded me of one of those dating profiles. It was giving me a headache.

I would date him.
But I wouldn't hire him.
Ahem....

Perhaps that's the other way around.

Shelly Kneupper Tucker on May 27, 2008 6:35 PM said...

He's available equipped with a "six pack!" Oh heck, who needs an assistant who can spell?
Good one.
This Eclectic Life

Robert on May 27, 2008 6:46 PM said...

Ok how did you get a copy of my reez oom may

fvclassic on May 27, 2008 6:53 PM said...

can you jist git me a spill check?
:)
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Sandy B & Dick on May 27, 2008 7:36 PM said...

He'd spent too much time in front of the mirror! hehe...good one...hugz

eastcoastlife on May 27, 2008 8:23 PM said...

Executive toy! I need one. hehe....
I have male model parading in underwear in my post.

Regretful Morning on May 29, 2008 11:33 AM said...

lmao!

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