President George W. Bush was representing the United States of America on a highly formal, orchestrated state visit to England. The President joined Queen Elizabeth II in a beautiful, ornate 17th-century coach hitched to 6 enormous matched white horses. The coach proceeded through the streets of London en route to Buckingham Palace, and the Queen and the President were waving to the cheering throngs.
Then suddenly the right rear horse produced a thunderous fart that reverberated through the air and rattled the doors of the coach, sending a horse-shit stench blowing through the coach. Uncomfortable, the two powerful figures try to focus their attentions elsewhere and behave as if nothing extraordinary had happened.
But the Queen realized that ignoring what had just happened would be ridiculous. She explained: "Mr. President, please accept my regrets - I'm sure you understand that there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
George W. replied, "No need to be ashamed, your majesty... it's just gas. But I gotta admit, until you confessed, I thought it was one of the horses!"Off to the boat for a long weekend. Tomorrow begins the COMMENT GAME, so come back and play. Have a great weekend everyone. Big hug.
May 8, 2008
George W. and The Queen
By: Sandee @ 00:01
Labels: Political Humor
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Ho,ho,ho...
very funny. Saw this, and thought you must be a right night owl, but it's "only" posted at midnight your time...
Have a grand weekend, and hopefully my dotcom will allow you in soon. No idea what happened - I've been getting other comments. No idea what to do about it either mind you, so please try again!
Hahaha! I've heard this before, but one of the perks of middle age is that I don't remember until I get to the punch line! Or in this case, the poot line! Have a great time boating!
Sounds like George W for ya :)
Have fun this weekend, I'll be camping with 15 Boy Scouts and then seeing Spamalot on Sunday.
I've heard this one before... It's funny and sad because I can totally imagine him saying that for real...
Have a great weekend, Sandee!
Oh my! Now that's funny! Thanks for making me laugh so often!
LOL...
I always seem to visit when you're about to go out on the boat. Have a great weekend. I'll come by and play the comment game.
I am, in a comedic way, so going to miss Dubya. Cheers!!
Another good one. Enjoy your weekend.
George is such a nice man....
Where did you get such a nice joke about Georgie?? Enjoy your boat for the weekend! :D
Oh hahahahahahaha, that was way funny... I would have had a comeback for him though, that is for sure... have a wonderful weekend Sandee and have lots of fun! luv, hugs and :)))))))
HAHAHA - nice one to see after being gone for so long. Enjoy that boat and man of yours!! Good weekend 2 ya.
It was Princess Anne.
Has Queen Mimi seen this yet? I can just imagine her indignation when she does! Well, either that or it may bring back memories ...
Thanks for the laugh and the smile - and the videos (wink, wink!).
How funny! Had not heard that one. Have fun this weekend. Don't forget your sunscreen...xoxoxo
Great joke. I shared it with a friend of mine whose wife is British. I know it's gonna get repeated at his house.
Have a great week-end.
The infamous 70's wedding pic will be posted Friday morning.
Enjoy the weekend and, as always, thanks for the laugh!!
If it wasn't on this site I would have thought that was a completely true story :). Thanks for the chuckle!
I did not know that George W. had such a sense of humor....does he?
It says a lot more about the president than the horse :lol:
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