The teacher said, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
Then a French boy put his hand up and said, "It was Napoleon." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Pierre, that's not right either."
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Daniel, come up here and I'll give you the $20."
As the teacher was giving Daniel his money, she said, "You know Daniel, you being Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
Daniel replied, "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is business."
April 12, 2008
The Most Famous Man
By: Sandee @ 00:01
Labels: Religious Humor
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haha this is so funny. the Jewish boy is business minded indeed hehe ;)
Now that's cute! Thanks for my morning giggle.
ha ha ha, my old boss used to say "jesus saves but moses invests!"...
smiles, bee
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Business is business, mhuakakakkak....
nice joke..
I was gonna say what miss bee said, damn, we think alike
Heh heh heh...business is business. That's too funny! Good one, Sandee.
Thanks for the chuckle! Miss Bee has it down! Loved it!
That is a a Jew for ya..lol
I was wondering if you would consider donating to the March of Dimes in honor of Tristan, my preemie. I have a donation badge on my blog on the bottom right and any little amount would be great. We are walking in the March for Babies on May 3rd, here in Oak Ridge, TN.
Thanks and much love!
:-D)
Tee hee!
Ahahaha - that's seriously cute and funny!
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Terrific! BWAHAHA! Thanks! Hope your weekend is going well!
One bright kid :-)
that was a good one, the power of money, eh??? hope your weekend is as wonderful as you.... lots of luv, hugs, and :))))))
business is business....love that!
Funny!
LOL...you are great!
Thanks for making me laugh!
Very funny, Sandee....as always. I hope you are having a restful and happy time this weekend.
I'm having a good laugh with this and your last post.
You are too funny!
I love this one.
Have a great week-end.
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