March 11, 2008

Sisters Mathematical and Logical

There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!

Hat tip to Dixie of Dixie's Heart & Soul. Thanks sweetie!

29 Brilliant Opinions:

RennyBA said...

Didn't know nuns was that logic ;-)

david mcmahon said...

What happened to SisterMatic?

Lyn said...

Oh hahahaha, that was great... Hail Mary, Hail Mary, Hail Mary, Hail Mary... hahaha... excellent! :O)))))

jennifer said...

Hail Mary full of Grace......

That was funny Sandee. Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!

Jennifer

Greatfullivin said...

Heheheheh...that was funny!...hail mary, hail mary....

Mo said...

Hail Sandee, full of laughs!

etteY said...

hahaha!!! that was funny! :D:D:D

Travis said...

LOL! I saw this in email today. This is a funny one.

Roger said...

Two hail Sandees hahaha! :D

Dixie said...

I did my two Hail Mary's as well...

SMOOCHES~

Ann said...

I'm on my knees~ (LOL) That was funny and fun to read.

Huge hug and thanks for another laugh~

Ann

Amazing Gracie said...

Very well written and thought out! I love jokes like this!!!
~~~Blessings~~~
and thanks for your encouragement.
Love you...

OneLuvGurl said...

lol! Love it!

Ivanhoe said...

Thanks for the laugh, Sandee! I thought it was dirty joke... Shame on me!

sasha said...

Hahahah thanks for the laugh, Sandee! :)

marcia said...

oh that was nunsense--Sorry ?

Misty Dawn said...

Ahahahahaha *saying Hail Marys*

theoffendedblogger said...

Haha!! Now that was very funny. :D

Casdok said...

Very funny!

Matt-Man said...

I thought maybe she would beat him off...and for those of you who thought I was being dirty, I meant with a ruler. Sheesh. Cheers!!

Marilyn said...

LOL. That was funny.

Chuck said...

Hail mary; Hail mary. heheheh As always, very funn friend *kissies*

Sony said...

Hello.Nice story. Very funny sisters.

auto parts mom said...

Hahaha... I love the story...

the teach said...

"Hail Mary full of Grace..." Ha!

Jeff B said...

Perfect!

I didn't see that one comming, but of course, neither did she.

Mimi Lenox said...

What a turn of events. This is one of your funniest ones yet.

Mimi Lenox said...

Oops. Forgot to pray.....

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