Being Blonde Isn't Easy...
Especially if you're cooking...MONDAY
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.
WEDNESDAY
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.
THURSDAY
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAY
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAY
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
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27 Comments:
Cool diary! The only one I did not get was Saturday. Oh well, I'm blond, too :o))))
I finally did the Big Bang!
I think I have a sister in law that contributed to this cookbook.
Great stuff. Your posts have a habit of making me smile when I need it most.
In from camping but am getting ready to go back. Tho't I'd see what you've posted b4 I go. Love this. I'm going to mark it for later use - you know. I need the tips.
Hope you're doing well. Happy WW (on Tuesday). Now, back to my vaca :)
oh geez....a couple of these are porbably true....
...for some reason Bob keeps counting to ten...
(I'll bet he does!)
yeah, what's your point??? ha ha ha
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxooxxoxo
LOL - thanks for the laugh. I especially like the diary entry for Friday.
OMG, that is too funny!
That was great! Even though I choose to be blonde, I could still see me beating 12 eggs seperately! Thanks for the laugh!
I wonder what she chose to dress the chicken in??
Oh hahahahaha, I love this.... blonde jokes are the best aren't they??? there was one I had to think about a second... hahaha... great post... much luv and hugs Sandee and everyone!!! :))))
I about fell off my chair when I read Sunday.
Too funny.
Hahaha that was great Sandee! I think I know that girl!! Thank you for the laugh! Hugs & much love :D
Hey as a blonde I remsemble those remarks !
Thanks for the chuckle.
On one of Phyllis Diller's comedy albums from the Hungry Eye, in San Francisco, she does a shtick about dressing a chicken for Sunday dinner.
Something to the effect of "it took a week just to make the blouse!"
And for stuffing it - she had trouble getting all that through it's little beak.
She was one of the grande dames of stand up!
~~~Blessings~~~
I'm going to try serving my hubby salad without the dressing and see his expression. hahaha......
Those wacky blondes. Cheers!!
I'm so glad I stopped highlighting my hair....blonde jokes were always annoying to me. But these were great! (now that I'm back to being a brunette)
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I'm a brunette with blonde highlights, and this didn't annoy me in the least - in fact, I thought it was pretty damn funny!
O.K. That's it- I'm coloring my hair~
(LOL) I've missed you~
Huge Hug~ Ann
I don't know Sandee, now you've gone too far...did you forget that I'm a blonde?? :D
Each day was funnier than the one before. Terrific read!
I hope this isn't autobiographical... these were a hoot. I don't think I'll read it to Jasmine.
That is hilarious! And it proves that I'm blonde because I had to read the angel food cake one three times before I got it . . . did I mention that I'm tired?
I don't get what's so funny :(
hehehehehe just kidding! Tuesday was my favorite hehe
Bwahahahahaaha! "....rolling around in the garden."
Oh my...now I can't wait for yard work! Yeah...that will last about a month into the season.
oh my gosh this is hillarious. Thumbs up! Where did you find all these?
I should get someone to make salad without dressing =)
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