The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God,I'm coming!"
If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
February 9, 2008
The Way to Heaven
By: Sandee @ 08:42
Labels: Religious Humor
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20 Brilliant Opinions:
Good thing dad had her pinned down...
thanks for the chuckle!
:)
02.09.08 - 8:20 am
Funny, funny, Sandee! Them nuns do make for good jokes, don't they?
Maybe you'd like to participate in my "Six-Word Memoirs" contest. I explain it in a sticky post at the top of my blog : Work of the Poet
02.09.08 - 8:21 am
Kids always have the most logical answers on everything :-D
02.09.08 - 11:05 am
Mo - Thanks. Have a great day.
The Teach - Yep, there is a lot of material with nuns.
Captian Lifecruiser - They certainly do.
02.09.08 - 11:38 am
Kids say the darnedest things and their logic never fails!
02.09.08 - 1:22 pm
too funny
02.09.08 - 2:07 pm
Gotta love Little Johnny!
02.09.08 - 2:52 pm
You are just laugh out loud funny with this one. Bwahahahahahahah! Great job, Sandee!!!
02.09.08 - 3:11 pm
Linda - They sure do. Thanks for dropping by.
Sarge - Thanks sweetie.
Jeff - Yes, you do have to love Little Johnny.
Bud Weiser - Glad you got a kick out of it too. :)
02.09.08 - 3:29 pm
That's just so cute! The truth comes from the mouths of babes and drunk people we always say.... CHEERS!
02.09.08 - 3:46 pm
Thank you for that, I literally spewed soda out my nose.
02.09.08 - 5:25 pm
Oh my goodness, that sounds like a really close call! So glad they didn't lose her! bwahahahahahahaha
02.09.08 - 6:46 pm
lol! Too funny! :)
02.10.08 - 2:41 am
Ha Ha ha funny stuff girlfriend!
02.10.08 - 6:43 am
aahahahahaha. Thanks for the coffee spitting laugh.
Peace
02.10.08 - 7:10 am
Good thing Johnny was there to save the day!
02.10.08 - 8:49 am
Hahahaha good ol' saint Johnny!!
02.10.08 - 8:58 am
Yep, I'm with Suzy!
02.10.08 - 11:04 am
Now, that's a classic Comedy Plus post!! I love it. Gotta go tell my husband.
02.10.08 - 4:34 pm
hahaha, I just love little Johnny jokes they are always so funny and cute... excellent... hope you had a great weekend... mine was busy... have a wonderful Monday and type atcha soon... hugs :)
02.10.08 - 5:23 pm
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