February 9, 2008

The Way to Heaven

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?"

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."

Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"

Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."

"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God,I'm coming!"

If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

20 Brilliant Opinions:

mo said...

Good thing dad had her pinned down...
thanks for the chuckle!
:)

02.09.08 - 8:20 am

maryt/theteach said...

Funny, funny, Sandee! Them nuns do make for good jokes, don't they?

Maybe you'd like to participate in my "Six-Word Memoirs" contest. I explain it in a sticky post at the top of my blog : Work of the Poet

02.09.08 - 8:21 am

Captain Lifecruiser said...

Kids always have the most logical answers on everything :-D

02.09.08 - 11:05 am

Comedy Plus said...

Mo - Thanks. Have a great day.

The Teach - Yep, there is a lot of material with nuns.

Captian Lifecruiser - They certainly do.

02.09.08 - 11:38 am

Linda said...

Kids say the darnedest things and their logic never fails!

02.09.08 - 1:22 pm

SargeCharlie said...

too funny

02.09.08 - 2:07 pm

Jeff B said...

Gotta love Little Johnny!

02.09.08 - 2:52 pm

Bud Weiser said...

You are just laugh out loud funny with this one. Bwahahahahahahah! Great job, Sandee!!!

02.09.08 - 3:11 pm

Comedy Plus said...

Linda - They sure do. Thanks for dropping by.

Sarge - Thanks sweetie.

Jeff - Yes, you do have to love Little Johnny.

Bud Weiser - Glad you got a kick out of it too. :)

02.09.08 - 3:29 pm

DianeCA said...

That's just so cute! The truth comes from the mouths of babes and drunk people we always say.... CHEERS!

02.09.08 - 3:46 pm

shannymar said...

Thank you for that, I literally spewed soda out my nose.

02.09.08 - 5:25 pm

Misty Dawn said...

Oh my goodness, that sounds like a really close call! So glad they didn't lose her! bwahahahahahahaha

02.09.08 - 6:46 pm

OneLuvGurl said...

lol! Too funny! :)

02.10.08 - 2:41 am

Callie Ann said...

Ha Ha ha funny stuff girlfriend!

02.10.08 - 6:43 am

odat said...

aahahahahaha. Thanks for the coffee spitting laugh.
Peace

02.10.08 - 7:10 am

Mimi Lenox said...

Good thing Johnny was there to save the day!

02.10.08 - 8:49 am

Roger said...

Hahahaha good ol' saint Johnny!!

02.10.08 - 8:58 am

david mcmahon said...

Yep, I'm with Suzy!

02.10.08 - 11:04 am

This Eclectic Life said...

Now, that's a classic Comedy Plus post!! I love it. Gotta go tell my husband.

02.10.08 - 4:34 pm

lyn said...

hahaha, I just love little Johnny jokes they are always so funny and cute... excellent... hope you had a great weekend... mine was busy... have a wonderful Monday and type atcha soon... hugs :)

02.10.08 - 5:23 pm