Sunday, September 30, 2007

Let's Do The SEO Tag...

Mel over at Monday Morning Power tagged me with the SEO Tag. I do love the link love so I'll give it a go. Thanks Mel.

Start Tag

This is based on the SEO theory that links to posts inside your blog are more important than links to your home page. I have selected three posts I want to promote along with my site’s name. You should do the same thing. Keep it simple and spread our good work around to both share and build some ratings! Pick three posts that you feel are your best or those you simply want to promote. Your site name is listed with your 3 selected posts beneath.

Once you have your post up: Add the sites and post links of the folks you tagged onto your post. Try to add the site and post links to anyone involved to maximize the effectiveness.Tag a minimum of 5 people! Try your best not to double tag people so it will spread better! Please actually read the posts from everyone so you can see some really good work from our beloved blogging friends! Make your title a little different from mine to avoid repetitive titles. Please try maintain some friendly updates to your post too.

Revellian dot com
SEO Keywords For Beginners
Content: The Kings Illegitimate Stepchild
Tales of Blogger-X Illusion

Mariuca - Wishing On A Falling Star
Love In Disarray
In Love With A Dream
The Good Client

Mariuca’s Perfume Gallery
Perfume Shopping Spree
Defining Beauty
In Full Splendour

First Time Dad
Homer Kidnapped
Something Ends
Good Night Sweetheart! Hello Basil!

Speedcat Hollydale Page
Rocket Boy in Hawaii - DC9
Speedcat’s Death Ride into Terror!
The Boy Inside All Men

R Playground
Friends101
Shy Blogger
Soul Music

LadyJava’s Lounge
Are you a Genius??
The secret to a happy marriage
I’ve got a twitch in my eye

Rooms of My Heart
Let’s Celebrate with Us
Join Tribute to Dads Project
8 things that make who I am now

Being Woman - The Joy of Being One
A Handbag Lunatic
A Real Deal
What makes you fat?

Make Money Online
Share Uploaded Files and Earn
Fight Back against computer-security threats
Earn Money 3 Ways with Shareapic Program

Cat Tales
Sunday was Bathday
Someone got locked in!
When she’s sleeping….

Life with the Two Crazy Dogs
35W Bridge Collapsed Survivor
10 Questions
Traffic Violation - Bite Me!

Attitude, the Ultimate Power
Cookies
Happiness is a Decision
Choose to be Happy
Happiness Vs. Human Nature

Terri Terri Quite Contrary
Just How Immature Are We?
Finding a Voice
So Much More to See than the Game

Comedy Plus
911 Tribute - Never Forget
Hillary Goes To Montana
Anger Management
THE NAFASG TEAM

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Labels: Meme

Happy Birthday Callie Ann

Callie Ann @ Scrappin...with life in this New Year of 2007 is having a birthday. Yep, Sunday, September 30th is her birthday. So, go over and say a big Happy Birthday to Callie Ann. I love you sweetie and have a great birthday.

Labels: Birthday

Saturday, September 29, 2007

I Caught Something Strange...

My furry friend Jersey over at The Furry Diva tagged me with the MEME thingy. It's a question and answer about your home.

What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?
None. Rarely use the bathtub.

Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
No, and come to think of it there isn't any fruit in the refrigerator at all.

What would you change about your living room?
I'd make it larger.

Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
Dirty, just unloaded it this afternoon.

What is in your fridge?
Food, hello. What do you have in yours?

White or wheat bread?
White.

What is on top of your refrigerator?
The fly swatter.

What color or design is on your shower curtain?
Clear glass on all the showers.

How many plants are in your home?
Not counting the husband, 12.

Is your bed made right now?
No, I'm airing it out like I do everyday.

Comet or Soft Scrub?
Doesn't matter, I'm not going to use either one anyway. Clean house? Are you kidding?

Is your closet organized?
Well, if I'm not going to clean house I'm certainly not going to organize my closet.

Can you describe your flashlight?
Excuse me? Flashlight? What the heck do I need a flashlight for?

Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?
What does that cheap wine come in anyway. Plastic probably.

Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
Yuk, that's just plain disgusting. No!

If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
Both of our vehicles are in the garage so yep it's pretty organized. Husband does that stuff.

Curtains or blinds?
Blinds.

How many pillows do you sleep with?
One.

Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
No.

How often do you vacuum?
Vacuum? I'm not a domestic goddess for goodness sakes. Haven't I made that clear already?

Standard toothbrush or electric?
Okay, I do brush my teeth with a standard toothbrush.

What color is your toothbrush?
Well, stop the ride, I want off. Good grief who cares. I don't care enough to go look.

Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?
Yes, it says "I gave at the office.".

What is in your oven right now?
I suppose you think I cook too don't you. Well, I don't do that either.

Is there anything under your bed?
If I don't do housework how do you suppose I would know. Let's give it a guess. Dust bunnies and God knows what else. I'm not going to look either.

Chore you hate doing the most?
Okay, I rarely do anything that would be associated with a chore. You really have a thing for chores don't you?

What retro items are in your home?
None, if they look old they are out of here.

Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
No, I live in a mansion that came with a huge office.

How many mirrors are in your home?
Four.

Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?
What? What would one need with hidden emergency money? It's an ATM card and ATM's are everywhere. What I'm supposed to tell every thief out there where I keep the dough?

What color are your walls?
White...White and white.

Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
We have a flipping arsenal here. We could start a small war.

What does your home smell like right now?
Gun powder.

Favorite candle scent?
I love them all. I got a bunch from Mo at The Wren's Nest and they are my favorite.

What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
Dills.

What color is your favorite Bible?
You're drinking aren't you?

Ever been on your roof?
Yep, you are drinking.

Do you own a stereo?
No, I was born in a barn.

How many TVs do you have?
Three that collect dust and are rarely used.

How many house phones?
Four; office, great room, master bedroom, kitchen.

Do you have a housekeeper?
No, I don't want people that I don't know messing with my stuff and stealing from me.

What style do you decorate in?
Decorate? I do so need a drink about now.

Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?
Make that two drinks.

Is there a smoke detector in your home?
Yes, of course.

In case of fire, what are the items in your house which you’d grab if you only could make one quick trip?
Important papers binder and another drink.

Thanks for this interview Jersey - it was lots of fun.

Labels: Meme

Woo Hoo, What a Ride!

I recently visited my primary physician and had numerous health questions. Here are my questions and his answers. I intend to follow his advice to a tee.

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: You're not listening....Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the best feel-good food around!!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

Labels: Medical Humor

Friday, September 28, 2007

Friday's Feast #8

Appetizer
How are you today?

Feeling like a million dollars. It's Friday, I'm retired, I can do what I want to do all day, like blog, blog and blog.

Soup
Name 3 television shows you watch on a regular basis.

I don't watch television as I found it to be a waste of time. Reading a good book, taking a long walk or just sharing time with family and friends is far more rewarding.

Salad
What’s the scariest weather situation you’ve experienced?

Really wasn't weather, and I never follow rules so my answer is the 1989 San Francisco earth quake. I thought the world was coming to an end. It was frightening.

Main Course
If you could wake up tomorrow morning in another country, where would you want to be?

England, then I could visit a blogging buddy as well. Did you hear that Claire?

Dessert
What do you usually wear to sleep?

Depends on who I go to bed with. Tom Selleck I would be naked. Everyone else it's a sports bra and panties. What do you wear?

Friday's Feast Participants

1. mamichelle
2. And Miles To Go...
3. Kara
4. Renee'
5. night owl
6. The Gal Herself

7. Becca
8. Linda
9. Stacy
10. oldqueen44
11. julie
12. Titania

13. Wyllow
14. Minkydo
15. Crazy Working Mom
16. Antoinette

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Presenting: The GAB Tag

I found this post over at Mother's Home and decided to do it too. Thanks Stine.

Question:

If all your backlinks become obsolete with Technorati after 6 months, what has to happen to counteract this?

Answer:

All your old backlinks have to be refreshed.

Since I'm not going to go around to everyone and ask them to refresh the links to my blog, I thought I'd try this instead:

Below are "fresh" links to everyone in my sidebar. I've included everyone, big & small, because whether you run a huge operation that brings in 1000s per month, or a silly little blog from outback Norway, Technorati treats everyone the same way.

So here's the tag/challenge:

Make a fresh post, put in links for everybody you know, and then some, and either put it in a Read more... (peekaboo) post or hide it in your archives & link to it on your front page.

I'm not going to do anything other than post this and the links, and hope that everyone gets the picture and does the same on their blogs.

Technorati will probably do some good here, and people will become aware of it through them and other ping services.

In six months time, we can do it again, can't we??

The GAB Tag? Get Authority Back...

Ann @ A Nice Place In The Sun
Julia @ A Piece of my Mind
Jeff B. @ A Word In Edgewise
Bridget @ ..."And Miles To Go Before We Sleep..."

Mysterhk @ Another Day In Paradise
Mary T. @ Answers to the Questions
Linda @ Are We There Yet?
Carrie @ Asara's Mental Meanderings
Mel @ Attitude, The Ultimate Power

David @ authorblog
Matt-Man @ Bagwine Ruminations
Becca @ BeccA's Buzz
Nelia @ Blog That Mommy!
Coach @ Can't Coach That

Sanni @ Coffee 2 Go
Tisha @ CrAzY Working Mom
Dixie @ Dixie's Heart & Soul
Gracie @ Echoes of Grace
Ian @ EDog's Everything Page

Steven @ Get Your Blog On!
Jesse @ Hunna's Happenings
Roger @ Idaho Daily Photo
Julie @ Julie's Jewels and Junque
Kai @ Just Me...

Nola Dawn @ Kids, Cats & Books - What Else Is There?
Mo @ It's A Blog Eat Blog World
Lynda @ It’s A Women’s World
Lifecruiser @ Lifecruiser
Sandy @ Livin' Life SandyStyl

Lois @ Lowdown from Lois
Lyn @ lynda's loft
Holly @ Mama Pajama
Mimi @ Mimi Writes
Misty Dawn @ Misty’s Words

Marilyn @ More Random Than Average
Stine @ Mother's Got A Dot Com
Stine @ Mother's home!
Empress Bee @ muffin 53

Empress Bee @ muffin 53.com
Misty Dawn @ My Dogs Keep Me Sane
Ev @ My Life is Murphy's Law
Peter @ Necessary Skills
Jos @ NoDirectOn (not: NoDirection)

Spooker, Chloe, Jazper & Daphne @ Purrchance To Dream
Rhonda @ Rhonda's Blog
Ryan @ Ryan's Calamity
Sarge @ Sarge Charlie
CallieAnnBratGirlfriend @ Scrappin...with life

Lynda @ She Walks In Beauty
Kia @ The Buzz Queen
Penelope Anne @ The Café at the End of the Universe
Desert Songbird @ The Ice Box
Mo @ The Mo Show

Rebecca @ The Rants From Sunnybrook Farm
Shelly @ This Eclectic Life
Dawn @ Totally Pissed Off
Travis @ Trav's Thoughts

Gene Bach @ Turning The Pages Of Life
RT @ Untwisted Vortex
Shaz @ Us Danes & Our Family
Lala @ What? Mermaids?
The Teach @ Work of the Poet
Bud Weiser @ WTIT Tape Radio: The Blog

Labels: Meme

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Faith, Love, and CAKE!

This year one of our blogging buddies (Empress Bee @ Muffin53) was diagnosed with breast cancer. After lots of testing, and numerous procedures, she is currently cancer free. So a couple of other bloggers, Mags @ Ms Maggie Moo Talks 2 U and Asara @ Asara's Mental Meanderings are both participating in a fundraiser and cancer walk in honor of Empress Bee. The walk is October 20 and that's not very far away. Neither of them has reached their goals for raising money for the American Cancer Society.

Please, if you just donate $5.00 Mags and Asara can meet their fundraising goals, plus you'll be helping with a cure for breast cancer. Click HERE to donate to Mags; or HERE to Asara. I'll really appreciate it and so will they.

Labels: Friends

Let Me Show You Something

While visiting Jos at NoDirectOn (not: NoDirection) I saw this tag and decided to steal it since Jos didn't tag me. You just can't leave things laying around and expect them to be safe. Well, there goes my life of crime. I thought I stole this meme, but alas I was tagged for it yesterday by Sanni @ Coffee 2 go. My life of crime was not to be!

[TAG STARTS HERE]

My Desktop Free View Instruction:

A. Upon receiving this tag, immediately perform a screen capture of your desktop. It is best that no icons be deleted before the screen capture so as to add to the element of fun.
You can do a screen capture by:

Going to your desktop and pressing the Print Scrn key (located on the right side of the F12 key).
Open a graphics program (like Picture Manager, Paint, or Photoshop) and do a Paste (CTRL + V).
If you wish, you can “edit” the image, before saving it.
For MAC users: Press [ Apple] [ Ctrl ] [ Shift ] and [ 3 ]

B. Post the picture in your blog. You can also give a short explanation on the look of your desktop just below it if you want. You can explain why you preferred such look or why is it full of icons. Things like that.

C. Tag five of your friends and ask them to give you a Free View of their desktop as well.

D. Add your name to this list of Free Viewers with a link pointing directly to your Desktop Free View post to promote it to succeeding participants.

List of those who have participated:
Francine of La Place de Cherie
Chez Francine
Bloggishi
Unchained Melody
LadyJava’s Lounge
Mariuca
Revellian Dot ComDesktop iRonnie
Rebecca
Jon Rolando
Speedcat
Brown Baron
Ordinary Folk
The West Virginia Blogger
Coffee 2 go
NoDirectOn (not:NoDirection)
Comedy Plus

Add yours here after doing this tag.

Tag your it: If you want to play I'll put you here.

[TAG ENDS HERE]

Labels: Meme

Thursday Thirteen #8

Quotes from the "salary is inversely proportional to IQ" crowd:

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."

Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."

Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (now that is beautiful)

Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."

Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."

Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."

Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."

Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)

Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"

Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."

Bonus: Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye."
Thursday Thirteen Participants

1. Chelle Y.
2. It's A Blog Eat Blog World
3. WorksForMom
4. Susan Helene Gottfried
5. maggie
6. Journeywoman
7. Amazing Gracie
8. Nicholas
9. Grace
10. Gattina
11. mar

12. jennifer
13. heather
14. ONwebCHECK
15. My Twenty Cents Keeps Moving
16. Special K Toni
17. Believer in Balance
18. Aline de Chevigny
19. Mama Pajama
20. SargeCharlie
21. empress bee (of the high sea)
22. Deb - Mom of 3 Girls

23. Rasmenia
24. Kara
25. MamaArcher
26. Marcia
27. Joanne
28. jenn
29. Donetta
30. Jen
31. Candy

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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Wordless Wednesday #24

Wordless Wednesday Participants

1. mrs wibbs
2. Susiej
3. ellen b.
4. Chris
5. mar
6. The House of Chaos
7. Tiany
8. Katya
9. And Miles To Go...
10. Isabelle aka Tricotine
11. Sue
12. Brian
13. Gill
14. JustJessie
15. mousey
16. Nap Warden
17. jams o donnell
18. empress bee (of the high sea)
19. confessing7girl
20. SandyCarlson
21. Lindsay (SPLAT!)
22. Shaz@UsDanes
23. Alison
24. mharia
25. ValleyGirl
26. rhonda
27. SargeCharlie
28. Choosing Voluntary Simplicity
29. Yen
30. Linda
31. Photographic Memories

32. Zubli Zainordin
33. Jeff Keith
34. Karen (Miscmum)
35. maiylah
36. Lori
37. Crazy Working Mom
38. Glass Half Full
39. Cheaper By the Half Dozen
40. Melanie T
41. WorksForMom
42. aldon @ orient lodge
43. Deb - Mom of 3 Girls
44. A Child Is Born
45. Blog That Mommy
46. Blog That Mommy!
47. eastcoastlife
48. Imma (Alice)
49. Reba
50. LYN
51. crunchy domestic goddess
52. Cecily
53. Sreisaat
54. Idaho Daily Photo
55. David McMahon
56. Gattina
57. La Bellina Mammina
58. Wilson
59. pelfy
60. Matthew James Didier
61. The Foo
62. mags

63. Believer in Balance
64. Our Happy Happenings
65. Mama Pajama
66. Rambler
67. Jim
68. patois
69. Villager
70. Chris in Oxford
71. Holly Schwendiman
72. Sonny
73. Drowning Me Slowly
74. Sarah
75. suzy
76. Lisa C
77. Colleen
78. Char
79. Kris T.
80. Nita
81. Shalene Kearney
82. zamejias[verb]
83. Angela Klocke
84. maryt
85. Vixen
86. Julie
87. meeyauw
88. Pooch
89. ONwebCHECK
90. Emmyrose

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The Mo Show - Mo Adventures

Wednesday 7 PM Eastern time. Be there!

Labels: The Mo Show

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

The Spirit Of Christmas

Jos at NoDirectOn (not: NoDirection) awarded me with the The Spirit Of Christmas Award. Thank you Jos. It is greatly appreciated. This is what Santa himself says about this award:

Ho! Ho! Ho! Everyone

As we are now into the last 90 days before Christmas I am releasing my next group of the Christmas Spirit Award.

This award is for those who talk about and show the spirit of Christmas in their blogs.

What is the Spirit of Christmas you ask?

Quite simply it is those that have a generous and giving nature. Those who care about others. Those who have a kind word to say or a broad shoulder to lean on in the times that others need that. Those who display the "Spirit of Christmas".

This is the only award that I am releasing that you may pass on to others. I am giving it to five and you should too. Those that have touched your heart with their kind and giving and caring nature.

I am passing this award on to some of those that have a generous and giving nature. Those who care about others. Those who have a kind word to say or a broad shoulder to lean on in the times that others need that:

Ann @ A Nice Place In The Sun
Claire @ A Little Piece Of Me
Mags @ Ms Maggie Moo Talks 2U
Linda @ Are We There Yet?
Mo @ It's A Blog Eat Blog World

They are asked by Santa to pick up the code and instructions here at this post: Santa Claus The Spirit Of Christmas Award.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Ann over at A Nice Place In The Sun awarded me with the Break Out Blogger award last Friday and I'm finally getting around to posting it. Thank you Ann.

Please visit Bob's award post for instructions and the award code.

Break Out Blogger

"This award casts a spotlight on bloggers who are just beginning to draw lotsa attention — the equivalent of a song with a bullet on Billboard’s Top 100 chart. Lotsa good posts. Lotsa good buzz. These bloggers are going places in a hurry."

My Tags:
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Ann @ A Nice Place In The Sun
Julia @ A Piece of my Mind
Jeff B. @ A Word In Edgewise
Bridget @ ..."And Miles To Go Before We Sleep..."

Mysterhk @ Another Day In Paradise
Mary T. @ Answers to the Questions
Linda @ Are We There Yet?
Carrie @ Asara's Mental Meanderings
Mel @ Attitude, The Ultimate Power

Labels: Awards

Length, Thickness and...

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."

Labels: Old Age Humor

Monday, September 24, 2007

Disadvantaged People's Day

Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day.

Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend... just as I've done.

I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally poop your pants...

You hang in there sunshine,

you're frigging special.

Labels: Weird Stuff

Ikea Commercial Not Seen in the U.S.

Labels: Video

Manic Monday #27 - Kit-tens

Manic Monday Participants

1. And Miles To Go...
2. empress bee (of the high sea)
3. Crazy Working Mom
4. Jamie
5. SargeCharlie
6. Desert Songbird
7. Blog That Mommy!
8. Gattina
9. Amazing Gracie
10. Villager
11. Ian

12. Jersey
13. Stine
14. hana
15. AniqueAnik
16. Sanni
17. maryt
18. It's A Blog Eat Blog World
19. Asara
20. Lois Grebowski
21. Mary mert
22. frenchkys

23. Julie
24. Linda
25. Imma (Alice)
26. Reba
27. Travis
28. Sherry
29. Lyn
30. marilyn
31. maiylah
32. Zubli Zainordin

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Saturday, September 22, 2007

Happy Birthday Kai

Saturday is Kai's BIRTHDAY so get on over to The Buzz Queen and wish her a great big HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope all your wishes come true my friend!

Labels: Birthday

Friday, September 21, 2007

The Philosophy of Sex

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading." --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." --Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Ba