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September 5, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #6

1. I got a gun for my wife, best trade I’ve ever made.

2. So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute, honey!

3. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

4. Sex on television can’t hurt you… unless you fall off.

5. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

6. Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding.

7. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

8. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

9. I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

10. I love defenseless animals, especially in gravy.

11. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

12. If you ain’t makin’ waves, you ain’t kickin’ hard enough!

13. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Thursday Thirteen Participants
1. Friday's Child
2. amy
3. Mark Caldwell
4. Dandelion Dust
5. Thomma Lyn
6. Tink
7. Malcolm
8. Joely
9. Maribeth
10. empress bee (of the high sea)
11. julia
12. Lori
13. Nap Warden
14. tynz
15. Lara
16. Crazy Working Mom
17. WorksForMom
18. Nicholas
19. Oger The Caveman
20. pussreboots
21. Blog That Mommy!
22. Amazing Gracie
23. mar
24. tanabata
25. samulli
26. Misslionheart
27. Journeywoman
28. mags
29. It's A Blog Eat Blog World
30. Stine
31. Gail Martin
32. Jessica The Rock Chick
33. Sandra Schwab
34. Cheaper Than A Happy Meal
35. the mama hood
36. Vixen
37. Joanne
38. Denise Patrick
39. Gina
40. This Eclectic Life
41. Mama Pajama

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53 Brilliant Opinions:

FRIDAY'S CHILD on September 5, 2007 3:51 PM said...

Like your list. They're great. Love your #s 5, 6, 9, 13.
Mine is up too.

impworks on September 5, 2007 3:54 PM said...

Funny list.

I wonder how long it will be till #4 doesn't make sense to a whole generation because TVs are too thin for the joke to work?

amy on September 5, 2007 3:55 PM said...

Fun list..Some I have heard of, others made me laugh

madamspud169 on September 5, 2007 4:02 PM said...

I love the "depression is anger without enthusiasm" it's good to hear depression sometimes in a fun, light hearted way.

Just Me on September 5, 2007 4:04 PM said...

Those are funny!! A great list

Thomma Lyn on September 5, 2007 4:12 PM said...

LOLOL, that's a really funny list. #3 seems to be the corollary to Murphy's Law!

Happy T13!

Tink on September 5, 2007 4:22 PM said...

*LOL* Great list, thanks for making me smile again!
My TT shares Thirteen (quotes from) lyrics by Robbie Williams.

Linda R. Moore on September 5, 2007 4:56 PM said...

:: giggle ::

And come on over to the book competition--you've currently got a 1 in 5 chance of winning *grin*

My TT will be up early tomorrow morning.

Blog Author Ann Clemmons on September 5, 2007 4:59 PM said...

I love this one, "I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."

These were great! :)


Have a nice evening Sandee!

Ann

The Gal Herself on September 5, 2007 5:02 PM said...

I love #5. I've lived #5! Thanks for the chuckles.

Malcolm: on September 5, 2007 5:15 PM said...

I hadn't heard any of these before... funny stuff! I really liked the one about Barbie, it's very "Seinfeldian".

Joely Sue Burkhart on September 5, 2007 5:31 PM said...

Thanks for the giggles! Happy TT!

Bud Weiser, WTIT on September 5, 2007 5:56 PM said...

Sandee-

You are the best. I ALWAYS laugh when I read your posta!

Maribeth on September 5, 2007 5:59 PM said...

ROFLMAO!
Those were great. Very funny and some very true!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) on September 5, 2007 6:12 PM said...

you made me laugh out loud! thanks...

smiles, bee

julia on September 5, 2007 6:22 PM said...

"So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute, honey!" That's my favorite. Great list.

Lori on September 5, 2007 6:35 PM said...

Great list...I liked #5. Its true yet I never thought about it that way.

Nap Warden on September 5, 2007 6:43 PM said...

Ha ha...Great list!

Lara Angelina on September 5, 2007 7:29 PM said...

ooo, so many good ones to choose from!! I believe I hear #3 calling my name!
happy TT!

crazy working mom on September 5, 2007 7:53 PM said...

Oh my! You're killing me with those. Great list. :)

Happy TT.

WorksForMom on September 5, 2007 8:03 PM said...

thanks for the humor. good list!

Monday Morning Power on September 5, 2007 8:36 PM said...

I started to copy one to put into this comment and say how funny it was, then I realized that I would have to copy them all. Funny, funny list....LOL.

Nicholas on September 5, 2007 8:44 PM said...

I love #2. I'll try it out on someone one day if I dare!

Roger on September 5, 2007 8:44 PM said...

hahahaha awesome list you Rock Sandee :D

Neila on September 5, 2007 8:49 PM said...

Those are great! I LOVE #4!

Rhonda on September 5, 2007 9:01 PM said...

These are priceless!!!
;)

Amazing Gracie on September 5, 2007 11:20 PM said...

Terrific list! Number 5 is my #1 favorite - I can so relate!!!

mar on September 6, 2007 12:31 AM said...

ROFL!!
great way to start my morning.
Happy thirteening!

tanabata on September 6, 2007 1:05 AM said...

Thanks for the chuckles!

samulli on September 6, 2007 1:48 AM said...

LOL
Thanks for making me laugh! Some of them were actually new to me.

Misslionheart♥ on September 6, 2007 3:03 AM said...

Number 9 is me!

Great list....

Journeywoman on September 6, 2007 4:30 AM said...

Great list.

Linda on September 6, 2007 6:44 AM said...

As always - the best place for a good laugh! You must smile all the time when you're doing your posts!

Mags on September 6, 2007 7:18 AM said...

Ha ha haa....especially in gravy. Haa ha ahaaaa....

Dixiechick on September 6, 2007 7:33 AM said...

*giggles* Those are wonderful!!! Thanks for the laugh this morning...I really needed it.

SMOOCHES~

Mo on September 6, 2007 9:34 AM said...

once again, a chuckle-full list!
I love the one about if you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough. Ain't it the truth!

tegdirb92 on September 6, 2007 9:48 AM said...

Love the list (no playing along--just wanted to comment). Happy Thursday!!

Stine on September 6, 2007 10:51 AM said...

For sex on a flatscreen, I wanna be on top...
Great list!

Gail Martin on September 6, 2007 12:19 PM said...

Thanks for making me laugh!

The Rock Chick on September 6, 2007 12:27 PM said...

Ohhh, thanks for the giggles! What a fun list!!

I just love the sex on the TV one. That might be a riusky thing to try with the flatscreens of today :)

Happy TT
Jessica The Rock Chick

Sandra Schwab on September 6, 2007 12:37 PM said...

Thanks for stopping by the TT13 virgin. :)

Love your #7, 9, and 12. Happy Thursday!

Qtpies7 on September 6, 2007 1:00 PM said...

LOL Good stuff! Especially the tv one, funny! Thanks for making people laugh, it does a body good.
Check out Boobs, Injuries, and Dr. Pepper's blog some time, she did a post on her son forgetting to do his homework that had me spitting out my drink!

The Mama Hood on September 6, 2007 1:04 PM said...

So funny! Love it!! HAPPY TT!! Mahalo for the comments!

Vixen on September 6, 2007 1:11 PM said...

You are always so funny. I like #4. Have a great TT!

Amanda on September 6, 2007 1:27 PM said...

Happy Thursday! love the list

Cindy on September 6, 2007 3:29 PM said...

Fabulous! XD A lot of these are now my maxims. Thank you!

Joanne (That Blue Girl) on September 6, 2007 3:46 PM said...

Ha ha ha, another fabulous 13. I love the humorous ones. Thanks! And thanks for checking out my 13 works of art. Happy weekend!

Denise Patrick on September 6, 2007 4:11 PM said...

Great list. I love so many of those!!

Happy TT!

Gina on September 6, 2007 7:17 PM said...

Funny T13 list! I got a kick from # 6 =))
Thanks for dropping by my T13.

This Eclectic Life on September 7, 2007 4:33 AM said...

I am so glad that you started doing TT, Sandee. Your lists just crack me up. Thank you! I need that "bwahahah" now and then.

Mama Pajama on September 7, 2007 8:27 AM said...

4, 5, and 6......perfect! Still making me grin....

DearSantaClaus on November 7, 2007 8:11 PM said...

Great list . I like #'s 8 & 9. Thanks for visiting Santa...Merry Christmas!

amypalko on November 8, 2007 1:19 AM said...

That is so funny! Thank you for brightening my day :-)

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