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1. I got a gun for my wife, best trade I’ve ever made.2. So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute, honey!
3. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
4. Sex on television can’t hurt you… unless you fall off.
5. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
6. Drink ’till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding.
7. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
8. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
9. I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
10. I love defenseless animals, especially in gravy.
11. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
12. If you ain’t makin’ waves, you ain’t kickin’ hard enough!
13. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
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Like your list. They're great. Love your #s 5, 6, 9, 13.
Mine is up too.
Funny list.
I wonder how long it will be till #4 doesn't make sense to a whole generation because TVs are too thin for the joke to work?
Fun list..Some I have heard of, others made me laugh
I love the "depression is anger without enthusiasm" it's good to hear depression sometimes in a fun, light hearted way.
Those are funny!! A great list
LOLOL, that's a really funny list. #3 seems to be the corollary to Murphy's Law!
Happy T13!
*LOL* Great list, thanks for making me smile again!
My TT shares Thirteen (quotes from) lyrics by Robbie Williams.
:: giggle ::
And come on over to the book competition--you've currently got a 1 in 5 chance of winning *grin*
My TT will be up early tomorrow morning.
I love this one, "I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
These were great! :)
Have a nice evening Sandee!
Ann
I love #5. I've lived #5! Thanks for the chuckles.
I hadn't heard any of these before... funny stuff! I really liked the one about Barbie, it's very "Seinfeldian".
Thanks for the giggles! Happy TT!
Sandee-
You are the best. I ALWAYS laugh when I read your posta!
ROFLMAO!
Those were great. Very funny and some very true!
you made me laugh out loud! thanks...
smiles, bee
"So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute, honey!" That's my favorite. Great list.
Great list...I liked #5. Its true yet I never thought about it that way.
Ha ha...Great list!
ooo, so many good ones to choose from!! I believe I hear #3 calling my name!
happy TT!
Oh my! You're killing me with those. Great list. :)
Happy TT.
thanks for the humor. good list!
I started to copy one to put into this comment and say how funny it was, then I realized that I would have to copy them all. Funny, funny list....LOL.
I love #2. I'll try it out on someone one day if I dare!
hahahaha awesome list you Rock Sandee :D
Those are great! I LOVE #4!
These are priceless!!!
;)
Terrific list! Number 5 is my #1 favorite - I can so relate!!!
ROFL!!
great way to start my morning.
Happy thirteening!
Thanks for the chuckles!
LOL
Thanks for making me laugh! Some of them were actually new to me.
Number 9 is me!
Great list....
Great list.
As always - the best place for a good laugh! You must smile all the time when you're doing your posts!
Ha ha haa....especially in gravy. Haa ha ahaaaa....
*giggles* Those are wonderful!!! Thanks for the laugh this morning...I really needed it.
SMOOCHES~
once again, a chuckle-full list!
I love the one about if you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough. Ain't it the truth!
Love the list (no playing along--just wanted to comment). Happy Thursday!!
For sex on a flatscreen, I wanna be on top...
Great list!
Thanks for making me laugh!
Ohhh, thanks for the giggles! What a fun list!!
I just love the sex on the TV one. That might be a riusky thing to try with the flatscreens of today :)
Happy TT
Jessica The Rock Chick
Thanks for stopping by the TT13 virgin. :)
Love your #7, 9, and 12. Happy Thursday!
LOL Good stuff! Especially the tv one, funny! Thanks for making people laugh, it does a body good.
Check out Boobs, Injuries, and Dr. Pepper's blog some time, she did a post on her son forgetting to do his homework that had me spitting out my drink!
So funny! Love it!! HAPPY TT!! Mahalo for the comments!
You are always so funny. I like #4. Have a great TT!
Happy Thursday! love the list
Fabulous! XD A lot of these are now my maxims. Thank you!
Ha ha ha, another fabulous 13. I love the humorous ones. Thanks! And thanks for checking out my 13 works of art. Happy weekend!
Great list. I love so many of those!!
Happy TT!
Funny T13 list! I got a kick from # 6 =))
Thanks for dropping by my T13.
I am so glad that you started doing TT, Sandee. Your lists just crack me up. Thank you! I need that "bwahahah" now and then.
4, 5, and 6......perfect! Still making me grin....
Great list . I like #'s 8 & 9. Thanks for visiting Santa...Merry Christmas!
That is so funny! Thank you for brightening my day :-)
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