My Favorite Bumper Stickers! 1. Impotence ... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
2. The proctologist called ... They found your head.
3. Everyone has a photographic memory... Some just don't have any film.
4. Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
5. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
6. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
7. Guys ... Just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
8. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
9. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
10. Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
11. Hang up and drive!
12. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
13. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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67 Brilliant Opinions:
Well, my ridiculous little opinion can be noted as such: This is hilarious! There were a few in here I hadn't seen before. I think my favorite must be #1 or #6.... I can't decide....
:-)
We have the SAME T13!
But only one that is the same.
Hang up and Drive!
Great list.
Happy T13!
2 bumper sticker TTs in an hour. Ohhh the agony. ROFL!
Ed
Good list! I'll have to do one of these one day. I'm afraid my fav's are a bit more graphic than yours. My fav version of your # 11 is:
"Could you drive any better with that celphone up your a$$?"
good one sandee. hope it cheers mo up a little!
smiles, bee
I especially love number 12! These are great and I've never seen ANY of them.
Ha, #2 is my fave! Happy TT!
I liked "your ridiculous little opinion has been noted." I am slightly afraid I might use this on an impatient guest arriving at the resort where I work who wants to check in at 9 AM and disregards our notice that says "Check in is at 4 PM."
One lady requested to talk to the general manager to see if she could get him to alter our check-in times to 11 AM. However, she doesn't realize it can take up to 4 hours for our housekeeping crew to turn all the rooms clean if we have a full house. That would mean that check out would be at 7 AM. How do you think she would like THAT???? Lol. Her ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
What a great list! I'd love to have rotating bumper stickers of all of them!
These are funny.
I like,
Heart attack-God's revenge on eating His animal friends.
A true vegetarian tale.
:)
Your lists are very amusing. The best is No. 3. Had great fun reading them.
My T13 is up too.
Number four, about the date... Oh, man, did that make me think back to last year, when this guy who sits in front of us at hockey games brought this ... girl, I guess, on a date. They didn't talk. She posed. She didn't eat.
I just laughed. She was such a typical... #4!
I see this one often in liberal Cambridge, MA:
Republicans for Voldemort
ROFLMAO!
These are hilarious. My favorite was #2!!
BWAHAHA! Thanks for the chuckle!
#10 is my favorite. I like it so much I may have to buy a car.
I would love to have ALL of these on my car...LMAO!!
Very cute....I got a great laugh.
thanks for visiting my TT
Ha ha ha, I love #3 and #4. Great list. Have a great weekend!
That's hysterical! The call from the proctologist is my favorite!
Thanks for stopping by Colloquium! Don't be a stranger! :-)
#6 is my favorite...all of them made me giggle.
Those are awesome!! I love #9!!
Funny list. Thanks for stopping by. Happy TT.
The only one I've seen is #8 but I love them all!
# 2 is one of my all time favorites.
Happy TT!
I like #1 best!
Very funny !! Hehehe !
My husband is a "Hang up and drive" man!
#9 and #11 are my favorites!!
Great TT!
Great list of bumper stickers. I remember seeing the "Hang up and drive" one a few years ago and getting a really good laugh.
Everyone has a photographic memory... Some just don't have any film. "Thats me" lol ;D
I love your list! Hahahah... Happy TT! :)
What a funny list! Great TT'ing with you :)
THese are wonderfully funny! I think my fave was #10 but it's a tough choice!
HAHA great list, it made me laugh several times. Happy TT
ROFL, specially with nr 1 and nr 9, happy tt :D
LOL #8 is great! I need that one.
Oh, these are great! I've used a couple of them for signature lines in my email--I think I'll save the rest for future use. :)
Loved #3
Thanks for visiting my TT.
:)
#7 was fabulous.
This has been a great day for gathering sayings for buttons and tshirts (I don't drive so bumper stickers don't help much. lol)
Thanks for the laugh.
Happy TT
~X
Ha haaa...I am SO using the save your breath one...lol.
Mine is political, religious, AND funny. It says: If Jesus said love your enemies he probably meant don't kill them.
Those are good. Too funny!
1,3,7....I can't decide on my favorite between those....great TT!
I can't even make a choice what my favourite ones is; I like them all. 13 stickers on my bumper is a bit too much though! ;-)
Thanks for visiting my activities TT.
Those are great! I like 3, 5, and 11 the best though. :)
Good laughs today Sandee :)
Hilarious, even better than the other list of bumper stickers I just saw. :o)
I love #9 - that is just so true! But most of the others are pretty good as well.
I like "Keep honking, I'm still reloading."
I like #2 best! :)
"Everyone has a photographic memory... Some just don't have any film." Priceless!
OMG 6 sums up my life perfectly!
Oh my those are hysterical!
Hi, I really like your list!! (LOL!) Thanks for coming and visiting mine! Cheers!
Noelle
#1 and 4 really is my big favorites, making me giggle until I lost my breathe.... I so must remember those to use in suitable situations!!! *giggles*
ROFL, specially with nr 6 and nr 9, Happy TT! :D
#4 was simply hilarious. Thanks for the giggle and the visit to my TT.
Cindi
SO funny! Happy TT!
awesome Thursday Thirteen! thanks for stopping by my blog. I am book marking yours. I love your blog! thanks for putting a smile on my face today :)
Haha Great ones!!
i like one and eight. but really they are all great and humorous. thanks for stopping by! :)
12 & 13 cracked me up. I'm seriously going to buy #12 for my husband if I ever see it (he's vegan). As for me, my fave bumper sticker is Metaphors be With You.
Yeah - my head was up there... lucky they found it!
veery good! Happy weekend!
#5 is fantastic. I could see that being an email signature
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