A couple of nuns who were nursing sisters had gone out to the country to minister to an outpatient. On the way back they were a few miles from home when they ran out of gas. They were standing beside their car on the soulder of the road when a truck approached.
Seeing ladies of the cloth in distress, the driver stopped to offer his help. The nuns explained that they needed some gas. The driver of the truck said he would gladly drain some from his tank, but he didn't have a bucket or can.
One of the nuns dug out a clean bedpan and asked the driver if he could use it. He said yes, and proceeded to drain a couple of quarts of gas into the pan. He waved goodbye to the nuns and left.
The nuns were carefully pouring the precious fluid into their gas tank when a highway patrolman came by.
The trooper stopped and watched for a minute, then he said: "Sisters, I don't think it will work, but I sure do admire your faith."
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32 Brilliant Opinions:
gosh i loved him, didn't you? what an awful way to get a date!
smiles, bee
I'm sorry, my dial-up just can't do videos...
I stopped by to let you know I posted the results from last weeks TT13 Song Q's - it's up at http://anyapples.blogspot.com/
Ya know, I have had this song in my mind every since Friday when the MM was revealed!! Great post for today--thanks for the memories :)
Fun song! You and Bee are twins! :-D)
Great Monday schtuff!
Have a great day!!!
As always you made me smile with both the music and the humor.
Yay! The permalinks really are fixed!
Happy MM!
Ian
Great joke!
Thanks for award - I love your blog, too, Sandee.
you and bonnie did the same thing
Hahaha ! I see the picture !!!
Nothing like a little nun sense to bring on a smile! Good one!!
He, he, he...Outta send that one to Benny Hinn!!! Funny.
heheh fun- funny post!
happy mm!
LOL Good one.
Later Y'all.
Hmm hmm - funny!
Thanks a bunch for the award!!! I luv u 2...
I don't get it...was it pee?
Happy MM! I missed you while I was away!!!!!!
Good one! But, especially b/c you included the George Michael video...I still love him...no matter what. I may be the only person to have worn out all my cassettes of his music...had to upgrade to CDs. : )
LOL!! Great joke :) Stupid YouTube.. I want my video!!
I remember this one!
Thanks for the flashback & the smile! :)
i remember that video! laughed so hard after reading the post. LOL
happy MM
well if he could turn water into wine, the cop should have thought it was more possible.
and I could just repeat what I said on Bee's blog for the video, but I'll let ya snoop ;D
Great post! I laughed, especially after seeing the video! That is hilarious Sandee, as usual.
I love to read your Manic Monday's!
Thanks for a great beginning to a long week! :)
Ann
Empress Bee – Yes, I did. It didn’t make sense to me.
Frigga – Thanks, I’ll pop over.
Bridget – It was the first thing I thought of too.
Lois – Yippee…Empress Bee and I are twins.
Rhonda – Have a great day too.
Jamie – Thanks bunches.
Ian – Yes, the permalinks are fixed.
Desert Songbird – Thanks and you are most welcome for the award.
Sarge Charlie – Yes, haven’t you heard that we are now twins?
Gattina – Good for you.
Harlekwin – Yes, nun sense indeed.
Amazing Gracie – Thanks.
Hana – Glad you thought so.
Meloncutter – Thanks bunches.
Stine – You are most welcome.
Mags – You are the most precious. I’ll send you a private email.
Mama Pajama – I still love him too.
Asara – Thanks, and I’m glad I had a joke or there wouldn’t have been anything for anyone to see. Stupid YouTube!
Christine – Yes, it’s a classic.
Bundle-o-Contradictions - It was indeed a flashback. You’re welcome.
Maiylah’s Snippits - Glad I made you laugh.
Sparky Duck – This cop wasn’t very bright at all.
Ann – You are most welcome my friend.
Snort!
Very cute!
Nancy - You just have to watch those nuns.
Sophia - Thanks, I thought so too.
Ohhhh, I effing love George Michael!!!
And the nuns!! HA!
The George Michael is a popular choice today. And the joke was excellent as always!
Happy MM!
Fun story... I can't watch the video unless I spend an hour downloading with dial-up but I can hear the song anyway... Wonder why I didn't think of it till now? :)
With a body and face like that, he doesn't have to rely on to much faith!
~giggles~
Neila - Oh me too, and even the nuns.
Travis - Yes, he is and thanks.
Marilyn - Sorry about the dial-up. I so remember.
Ambre - You have that right! Yummy he is.
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