Sarge over @ Sarge Charlie tagged me with The Moaning Meme. This meme was started over at Freelance Cynic.
I. List four things that should go into room 101 and be removed from the face of the earth.
1. Hillary Clinton. She scares me! If she makes president is she going to get done in the oval office like Bill did? Who would touch that? You just couldn't call it sex could you?
2. All the terrorist organizations everywhere and all their members. Bye now.
3. Every American who hates America. We aren't going to miss you! Did I perhaps take care of this with #2?
4. All the folks on death row that have been sitting there for 20+ years, and have exhausted all their appeals. The heck with the death penalty being cruel and unusual punishment. Bye-bye.
II. List three things people do that make you want to shake them violently.
1. Go out to a nice restaurant for a nice, quiet meal while you let your kids run all over the place. I don't love your kids one bit. Take your snotty nosed little devils and LEAVE!
2. Baggy pants that hang way down and we have to look at your shorts. We don't want to see your nasty ass. Then you have to hold onto them so they don't fall down. You want us to see your shorts so what up with that? Let the suckers fall so all the rest of us normal people can laugh at you!
3. Lawyers - A gardener, an architect, and a lawyer are discussing which of their vocations is the most ancient. The gardener comments, "My vocation goes back to the Garden of Eden, when God told Adam to tend the garden." The architect comments, "My vocation goes back to the creation, when God created the world itself from primordial chaos." They both look curiously at the lawyer, who asks, "And who do you think created the primordial chaos?"
III. List two things you find yourself moaning about.
1. The idiots that abound in government.
2. Press 1 for English!
IV. List one thing the above answers tell you about yourself.
1. I'm normal. Everyone else is screwed up!!!
RULES:
- Link to the original meme at freelancecynic.com so people know what it's all about!
- Be as honest as possible, This is about letting people get to know the real you!
- Try not to insult anyone - unless they really deserve it or are very, very ugly!
- Post these rules at the end of every meme!
List 5 people who will be annoyed that I tagged them....
1. Ann @ A Nice Place In The Sun
2. Tisha @ CrAzY Working Mom
3. Stine @ Mother's Home
4. Rebecca @ The Rants from Sunnybrook Farm
5. Michele @ The Rocky Mountain Retreat
I feel so much better now...
22 Brilliant Opinions:
well done comedy, we share beliefs
Sarge - We have always shared beliefs. I'm glad I made you proud. :)
LOL, Maybe the exhibitionists will listen! :) I don't believe you tagged me again! This will be a fun, I'm having a bad week!
Ann
P.S. Thanks for thinking of me!
Well, you are one of my newest friends, so what the hay. If you don't want to do them you certainly don't have to. I wouldn't do that to anyone. :)
i love your answers!
smiles, bee
How about this: I agree totally with and the Sarge. Not bad when you make so much sense even a liberal applauds. But right is right. I love my country and I can't wait for Hillary to go away...
Good ones Sandee
Bud - Oh I'm glad to hear that. She really does scare me to death. I like Obama though, but he lacks all that experience. Drat, I really like him! I don't care for any of the Republicans that are running either. Well, not so far.
Peter - Thanks bunches.
Yep, you nailed it pretty much for me too... great job, and, she is really, really scary isn't she? Take care and peace...
I am so with you!!
Lyn - Well so far I haven't been nailed to a cross for it. I'm glad about that. There's been enough ugly stuff going on with a couple of my friends this week.
Bundle-o-contradictions - I'm so glad. I love your name by the way. Sounds just like me. :)
I agree with your no. 1. Nuff said.
I agree too with no. 2. Nuke 'em all I say.
I also agree with no. 3 - if they hate it, make 'em leave. They can go to, oh I don't know - Iraq.
No. 4 makes good sense to me.
LOVE Your thinking. take care!
Okay, the "Moaning Meme"? Dude, that just sounds naughty! ;-)
You know the original moaning meme is a bit longer if you wanted to rant a bit longer!
Some great ranting though.
Oh and Mozilla seems to have a problem opening individual posts can on your page, can only view the whole blog at once.
This is a fun post. Reminding me of Manny N. sitting in his apartment-style prison cell in Miami. They say he just wants to retire to the private life but, um, so many people want to talk to him about all these murders he had a role in....And he tries so hard...!
Thank you - I think.
Great post!
Excellent, excellent, excellent... I do agree with you on the majority of your answers ... especially the baggy pants...
Shelby - Glad you do. I thought I would get beat up over this actually.
Neila - Your mind is somewhere else isn't it? Are you playing with your merchandise again? hehehehe.
Freelance Cynic - Thanks for making this meme up and actually visiting me too. I feel very honored.
Sandy Carlson - Yes, it does doesn't it!
Stine - You don't have to do it if you don't want to...
Dixiechick - Well, we do tend to think a bit alike don't we?
I thoroughly enjoyed your version of this meme and I love all of your answers. I so totally agree about the people sitting on Death Row that we taxpayers support year in and year out. I know the Death Penalty is one of those tricky topics that people can get into hellacious arguments about (like other things that shall remain unnamed) but if you have been proven guilty on several levels and there is no doubt whatsoever that you committed a crime so heinous that it deserved the Death Penalty then I think you need to go once you have have exhausted your appeals. It's not much of a deterrent when it isn't followed through on.
Oops - didn't mean to go off on a tangent there - sorry! Just really wanted to say I loved listening to you moan - I hope you do it again sometime.
Linda - Glad I didn't get beat up on this meme. I just wanted my answers to be honest. You have to remember that I watched these clods as they exhausted their appeals process. They just laughed at the system mostly. Many are still sitting in San Quentin. Just sitting and here I am retired.
I would do this again, and you can be sure that I will throw another MOANING PARTY when I need to.
Big hug Linda and thanks for the kind words. :)
Just wanted to let you know I was here.
I did this one...and I LOVED it. :)
You did a great job!
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