June 22, 2007

I Was Driving Along...



I'm driving along on the highway at 65 miles an hour (the speed limit), minding my own business, when outta nowhere there's this big crack in my windshield!!

I swerved right,

and then left,

and it was still right there!!!



There just ain't NO words for this.

Have a great weekend...See you Sunday!

32 Brilliant Opinions:

Mags said...

Bwaaaa haaaa haaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

And also, ew.

LOL. Man. That's hysterical.

Comedy + said...

Mags - Yep, that was pretty much my reaction to this too.

Ingrid said...

Just Damn! OOOOOh that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the crack I mean ray of sunshine for my day

tegdirb92 said...

i wonder how that feels, having the wind run across your...err..anyway too funny!!

Have a wonderful weekend.

Peter Haslam said...

Good one Sandee :)

Derek said...

Haha nobody likes crack. It kills.

Dixiechick said...

OH. MY. HOLY. SWEET. MARY. MOTHER. OF. GOD...

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... *breaths* BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Have a great weekend!!! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAA

Dixiechick said...

Oh I forgot to say...

Makes you wonder if that's how the bike got the name

Crotch Rocket... *giggles*

Comedy + said...

Ingrid - You are most welcome.

Tegdirb92 - I don't know how it feels, and thanks.

Peter - Glad you thought so.

Derek - Yes it does.

Dixiechick - Yep that sizes it right up, and I don't know if that the bike gots its name. Could be.

Skittles said...

Arggggg.. I'm blinded!!!

Alison said...

OMG indeed!!

Have a great weekend :-)

coach said...

That's a really nice exhaust pipe on that motorcycle - sorry couldn't resist.

Rhonda said...

OMG is right!!!
that's just WRONG!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

have fun this weekend honey! and i can't see a thing.... and if i could it would not be her ass. but that is a short skirt...

smiles, bee

Travis said...

Oh geez! That's just wrong on so many levels.

The All Seeing Eye said...

Son of a...
Good lord.
She had to have been doing that on purpose.

You cleverly had the image hidden at first on your post.

Spicy Bug said...

hahahaha OMG..ewww

Callie Ann said...

TOTALLY GROSS!!!!

Shaz said...

If there's any one who can cheer me up on a rainy morning it's you, thanks x x x

Donna said...

Good grief!

Micki said...

now that is brown, round, and proud!

Sarge Charlie said...

is their a thong in there.....

Morgen said...

Crack is Whack!

RennyBA said...

I'm impressed by the fact that you where able to swerve at all!
Great weekend to you too - in Norway we are celebrating the mid summer - partying all night long and the sun never actually goes down you know:-)

Linda said...

Well, I guess that's where they came up with the term "hauling ass".

Pardon me, I need to go retch now ...

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

WTF?
You cannot make this s%$t up!
Very funny! Thanks for the big laugh!

insanity-suits-me said...

yeah i want to know too! IS THERE A THONG IN THERE???? LOL

Micki said...

a thong? i'm sure i don't wanna know~

Crazy Working Mom said...

Yikes!

What a scary sight.

julie said...

Oh my! Well I never! At least not in my home state!

Bwahahahahaha~~~!!!!

Lyn said...

California Cruisin... Ha! that is hilarious and it is totally, ewwwwwwwwww... her skirt was too tight to sit right and the moon came out of the night.... ha! excellent and funny....

Comedy + said...

Barb – We’re all blinded!

Alison – Yes, and you have a great weekend too.

Coach – You are a very funny man. Do you know that? You are very funny.

Rhonda – Yes, it is very wrong.

Empress Bee – So that’s what that piece of material is…a skirt. I was wondering. You have a great weekend too. :)

Travis – Yes on so many levels.

The All Seeing Eye – Yes, she had to be doing this on purpose. I did in fact place the read more part just where it needed to be.

Spicy Bug – Ewww is a very good description.

Callie Ann - Gross is another good description.

Shaz – Well, glad I could cheer you up with this. If she was over in your neck of the woods she would have a very wet behind.
Donna – Good grief is right on the money.

Micki – Never thought of it like that, but you are right.

Sarge Charlie – I don’t know if she is wearing a thong or not.

Morgan – Good description. I’ll have to remember this one.

Rennyba – Everyone that has visited has swerved. You have a great weekend too and no I
didn’t know that the sun never actually goes down in midsummer in Norway. Party hearty.

Linda – That a lot of ass to haul too.

Bud – Yep…WTF and you cannot make this s%$t up! I say that all the time over at your place.

Insanity Suits Me – I don’t know, but I hope there is a thong.

Micki – Yeah, I really don’t wanna know either.

Crazy Working Mom – Very, very scary.

Julie – I don’t want to ever see this for real either.

Lyn – Ewwwwwwwwwwwww works for me too. California Cruisin’? Well probably since just about everything happens in California.